Day I-don't-even-know-what

Day I-don't-even-know-what

Oh buoy oh buoy! I'm officially employed!

Wave goodbye to the Captains Log of Unemployment Blog,

This ship has sailed.

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Day Eighty Three

Day Eighty Three

Sister has been crippled, where'd I stash the peg-legs?

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Day Forty Five

Day Forty Five

1734

Unemployed laziness has reached new levels and increased procrastination of updates to record delays.

Summoned for jury duty this week, was hoping to make someone walk the plank but it didn't eventuate.

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Day Thirty Five

Day Thirty Five

2146

Worked like a deckie for the day.

Having generated no money in shipping, began dole application.

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Day Thirty Four

Day Thirty Four

2118

lost one of the fleet on monday, boat was flattened and holed,

helped save a couple of lives though, so a worthy sacrifice.

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Day Thirty One

Day Thirty One

In bermuda triangle getting sucked into a time warp

Gonna party like it's 1920

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Day Thirty One

Day Thirty One

2122

Returned from northern waters,

Discovered there AREN'T plenty more fish in the sea

Tackled giant squid and won

Survived second worst "sea-sickness" everrrrrr

The windscreen learnt long drives aren't all they're cracked up to be

Sand

Is

Everywhere

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Day Twelve

Day Twelve

2145

Caught up with old crew

New fishing supplies, hoping to catch a big one!

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Day Eleven

Day Eleven

2243

Unemployment continues

Increased fingernail growth evident

Commencing pre-bathers diet in preparation for next week,

Scurvy a possibility

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Day Ten

Day Ten

1500

awoke at something something am

another crew member abandoned ship

cold lonely nights ahead

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Day Nine

Day Nine

1253

awoke 0910

Wild weather overnight

Livestock a little flooded

Set course to head to warmer waters, will arrive next week.

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Day Eight

Day Eight

1552

I'm marooooooooooned!!!!

whoops, I mean, macaroooooooned.

Having flashbacks of the "Terrible Red Feather Pen Disaster" of 2006 after finding an old black boa.

Black feathers everywhere, but I won't let it get me down.

Weather getting crazy.

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Day Seven

Day Seven

1010

awoke 0910

excited to apply for a land-based job by the sea

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Day Six

Day Six

1613

Awoke 0740

Threw junk from yesterdays clean up overboard.

Not enjoying the bitter cold, if only it were as bitter as the still depleted ale, tasted as good and was stored in barrels.

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Day Five

Day Five

2130

During a delicious seafood dinner learned my Dad grew up without garlic.

Considering exporting garlic as an employment option.

Hopefully it guards against pirates as well as vampires.

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Day Five

Day Five

0854

awoke 0810

Didn't even hear one of the crew abandon ship

Ale stocks have been depleted

Time to scrub the decks

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Day Four

Day Four

1530

awoke 1000

seasickness prediction was accurate

markets again for fresh produce

currently consumed: 1 ale

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Day Three

Day Three

awoke 0730

snoozed to 0800

strolled around exotic markets

PARTAY by the water

alcoholic beverages = uhhhh... unknown quantity of fermented grapes

may be "seasick" tomorrow

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Day Two

Day Two

awoke 0845

said hello to a pot thinking it was a rabbit.

more shopping ahoy

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Day One

Day One

awoke at 0800

avocado still available due to it being day one,

ate it on toast with vegemite for breakfast.

scurvy is not currently an issue.

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